Built to mock the stereotypes of biker builds that have taken over in some circles, this ridiculous Honda allows you to “grab your flannel, beard oil and PBR and get a taste of the NW moto scene astride one of the most unique and tastefully constructed steeds you will ever lay your eyes on.” Ever ridden a bike with a chainsaw, fire extinguisher, and a snakeskin amp? Didn’t think so. Ever wanted to? Didn’t think so, either. Still, it might be worth a chuckle.
The seller calls it a one of a kind, Portland-specific machine. As someone who sees way too many silly ads like this written by people who are serious, it’s nice to relax by reading excuses like “I have a shop manual and know everything that needs to be done to get it perfect, I just don’t have the time because I just had a baby, moved into a new house, and have to care for my co-workers cousins elderly parakeet” or “ran before built.”
Find this monument to satire for sale here on Craigslist for…does it really matter how much?
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