“ADV Cafe Scrambler Tracker” – 1984 Honda VFR700

In America, Custom, Japan by AbhiLeave a Comment

Built to mock the stereotypes of biker builds that have taken over in some circles, this ridiculous Honda allows you to “grab your flannel, beard oil and PBR and get a taste of the NW moto scene astride one of the most unique and tastefully constructed steeds you will ever lay your eyes on.” Ever ridden a bike with a chainsaw, fire extinguisher, and a snakeskin amp? Didn’t think so. Ever wanted to? Didn’t think so, either. Still, it might be worth a chuckle.

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The seller calls it a one of a kind, Portland-specific machine. As someone who sees way too many silly ads like this written by people who are serious, it’s nice to relax by reading excuses like “I have a shop manual and know everything that needs to be done to get it perfect, I just don’t have the time because I just had a baby, moved into a new house, and have to care for my co-workers cousins elderly parakeet” or “ran before built.”

Find this monument to satire for sale here on Craigslist for…does it really matter how much?

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